View Full Version : sometimes i wish i was hot with big tits
MooseDrool
03-08-2007, 11:06 AM
so yesterday my chick was going home after work and was doing like 85 on the south 202 coming up to the 101 and gets pulled over by a undercover. she sends me a message freaking out cause the cop told her it was criminal speeding and for whatever reason she thinks u can lose ur license for that. then she sends me a message saying he let her off with a warning. she gets to my house and tells me he started hitting on her and asked her for her number. she tells him she is not single but will give him the number to one of her hot friends whos into cops. he takes the number and lets her off. what kind of shit is this, i mean dont get me wrong i'm glad she didnt get one cause then our insurance would have gone up and with my record it is high enough, but its fucked up still
Jimmy3
03-08-2007, 11:36 AM
Does your friend like Sailors too?
schlizzag
03-08-2007, 11:43 AM
:worthless
haha, someone had to say it
Rodskii
03-08-2007, 11:44 AM
:worthless
haha, someone had to say it
I second that!!!
MooseDrool
03-08-2007, 11:48 AM
Does your friend like Sailors too?
probably her friend is kinda a whore
Rodskii
03-08-2007, 11:49 AM
probably her friend is kinda a whore
:smilecool :punk: :woot
Diablito
03-08-2007, 11:50 AM
Dude its just rediculas how often cute girls get off from tickets.
schlizzag
03-08-2007, 11:51 AM
haha, slut. bong!
Jimmy3
03-08-2007, 11:55 AM
I wonder if guys with awesome man boobs could get away with that for female cops? Or does it take a 17" penis?
I guess, the bottom line is that your woman is hot enough to get out of it and she didn't aggravate it to the point where she did get a ticket for rejecting him. She kept her cool. There are always guys out there looking for the easy score and power to do so is nice. No ticket = no extra costs except knowing the number of a hot girl that's into cops . . .and sailors.
06Gixxer King
03-08-2007, 11:58 AM
:worthless
haha, someone had to say it
I have to say i met his girlfriend and so did tres and the agreement was...
How that fuck did he (chris) get that?
sorry man had to do it
MooseDrool
03-08-2007, 12:00 PM
not the first time i have heard that
MooseDrool
03-08-2007, 12:01 PM
I wonder if guys with awesome man boobs could get away with that for female cops? Or does it take a 17" penis?
I guess, the bottom line is that your woman is hot enough to get out of it and she didn't aggravate it to the point where she did get a ticket for rejecting him. She kept her cool. There are always guys out there looking for the easy score and power to do so is nice. No ticket = no extra costs except knowing the number of a hot girl that's into cops . . .and sailors.
apparently u havent been pulled over by a chick cop yet. they r the worst can we say penis evny
Jimmy3
03-08-2007, 12:05 PM
Chicks with a gun, nightstick, pepper spray, and handcuffs is a travelling party.
Eviloliv3
03-08-2007, 12:50 PM
apparently u havent been pulled over by a chick cop yet. they r the worst can we say penis evny
You with big tits wouldnt help it if you got pulled over. The cop would laugh, point and say "haha, youve got bitch tits!"
Chicks with a gun, nightstick, pepper spray, and handcuffs is a travelling party.
HAHAHA
MooseDrool
03-08-2007, 01:07 PM
but maybe he would feel bad for me and let me go
Blue Devil
03-08-2007, 03:17 PM
jared... it gives you hope...
06Gixxer King
03-08-2007, 03:39 PM
jared... it gives you hope...
unlike some people i don't have a tendency to get pulled over. In which case i would not be against flashing as long as i got beads instead of a ticket
Eviloliv3
03-08-2007, 04:05 PM
ive been pulled over twice. once to check and see if i was drinking (i wasnt, i was 18 ) and the other because i "ran a red light"
unfortunatly the female cops are typically all dykes so theres no point in flashing anything
slyfox
03-10-2007, 11:34 AM
That's life for ya!!! Thank goodness I have my girls.
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