Yo Mama thread

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Ok lets play a Devil Riders version of yo mama. If anyone plays thats in this thread the only rule is you can't get mad at the other person really because it's just a stupid thread an all taken in fun. Anyone want to throw the first blow ?

[00Silv4.8]

your mom likes to blow

[00Silv4.8]

haha, I kinda laughed at myself when I realized my own quickness

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00SILV your wife says hello I think Its hard to tell with my dick resting on her tonsils

[00Silv4.8]

Haha not a yo mama joke and Im not married... However ask your mom if her throat still hurts from screaming my name last night

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Your so ugly when you was born the Dr slaped your mother

[00Silv4.8]

haha those are all good ones... I think Ill steer this in another direction.

when Chuck Norris was born the only person who cried was the doctor... never slap Chuck Norris

[Jane Rocket]

Oh man, I love the ones all the kids liked to throw around when we were in, like.. third grade.

"Yo mama's so fat when she walks into Taco Bell, everyone runs for the border!"

Oh. sick burn.

[00Silv4.8]

Haha go home that was terrible!

Your mom... Goes to college!

[Kalantheia]

YouTube - Amp Energy Drink Commercial - Ryan Miller

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Kal stop copying an pasteing other people jokes. come up with your own material

[Jane Rocket]

Haha go home that was terrible!

Your mom... Goes to college!

That's only an insult if you're a redneck or an uneducated who lives in the deep south... :4:

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Rednecks are the backbone of America kinda like the Illegal from Mexico.

[00Silv4.8]

Hahaha red necks are source of humor for normal people. Mexicans however don't do anything besides amazing land scaping...

However your moms so fat when she walks thru a door way she turns sideways!

[MisterH112]

Yo mama is so short.. when she sits on a her curb.. her feet swing!

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00silv ur mama so fat obama is thinking about giving her 2 stimulus checks just so she can afford 1 meal.


MISTERH ur mama so fat I took her rollerskating to get her to exercise an had to strap on a volkswagon to each one of her feet

[R SIC]

srsly...?

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yup we wouldnt kid about a thing like this

[rocketemt]

your momma is so fat i had to roll her in flower to find the wet spot

and speaking of short your momma is so short she has to walk around with a sign saying "dont spit i cant swim"

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yo moma so ugly she couldnt she couldnt get a job popin out of a cake at a blind convention.

[rocketemt]

Your mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!

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yo mama so ugly she had her name legaly changed to spot

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your momma so fat when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'

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yo mama so ugly when she tries to masterbait her hand says no

[rocketemt]

your momma is so stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

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you have sting bro an i love a good fight lol the other guys were no challenge.

[MisterH112]

LOL -

Warning Label - yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.. and tried to bag of M & M's in alphabetical order!


MISTERH ur mama so fat I took her rollerskating to get her to exercise an had to strap on a volkswagon to each one of her feet[/quote]

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MISTERH yo mama so fat I asked her where the grand canyon was an she pointed between her legs

[coyoteman694u]

yo mamas so fat that when she backs up all you hear is" BEEP BEEP BEEP."

[havokin714]

Yo momma so fat she sat on a sidewalk and made a driveway.

Dusty- Why does the back of your moms head look like a pack of hot links?

[MisterH112]

Warning Label - Yo mama is so cheap... when I hit it, I threw her a dollar and she gave me change!

& Yo moma is so broke.. she can't pay attention.

MISTERH yo mama so fat I asked her where the grand canyon was an she pointed between her legs

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Roger why does your moms breath smell like my dick ?



Ok guys some of these jokes I have heard before your stuff has to be original or at least not used very much

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coyoteman is it just a concoidence you used beep beep beep in your post just like in the coyote an road runner cartoon...straight out of a comic book.


MISTERH your mom says good morning

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An this dont have to just be yo mama jokes it can be any kind of cutdown lol my thread my rules lmao I wonder how far we can go before the mods eith close this thread or delete it lmfao

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ROGER I was embarassed for both of us when you used that back of yo mamas neck looks like hot links. you could have said a hot dog pack or sausage links or viena sausages. I have heard all those an more dude get some new material if your gona try to keep up with us.


Your jokes are just like your bike....SLOW AN OUTA DATE

[se7ensaint]

where's the harshness? the sting? that playground cruelty?

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Ok se7 here it is. This threads as old as the crust on your mama panties

[se7ensaint]

aww come on, man! i was thinking something along the lines like:
the back of your moms neck smells like vomit and fish grease, or something like that.

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your scareing me because that dont even make sense lol

[se7ensaint]

it does if you smelled it.... sometimes, since i work in retail, and come across some rank people. I run out of things to say, and usually end up saying the first thing that comes to mind. i have a nasty sense of humor and a wicked imagination. plus i talk to myself sometimes, and that leads to telling myself jokes. If i make myself laugh, then i'm good til whoever the stinky/retarded whatever is out of my store.

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It was cool meeting you tonight.


Now lets get back to the seriousness of this thread " YO MAMA JOKES" or just plain ol shit talkin

[itsgotwheels]

Yo momma so nice, she blew me for a nickel when I didn’t have enough for the $2 sex

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Yo mama so ugly the dog catcher was affraid to chase her....ok that one sucked lol

[focused2001]

yo mama so black when she gets out of the car the check oil light comes on

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This threads about as old as the crust on yo mama"s panties