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itsgotwheels
03-02-2009, 07:38 PM
http://www.scriders.com/forum/index.php?topic=3485.new#new
BadAssCapt.
03-02-2009, 08:49 PM
:53:lmao that was bucking disturbing! couldn't stop laughing tho!
R SIC
03-02-2009, 09:09 PM
even though they are totally like 2004, still pretty funny
Pizza
03-03-2009, 03:50 AM
even though they are totally like 2004, still pretty funny

basically
Soochinator
03-03-2009, 04:10 PM
best ever!!! I'm freakin' crying I'm laughing so hard. my fav so far:

Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.
Big Heavy
03-05-2009, 07:30 PM
omg
that is funny shit
almost pissed my pants laughed so hard
wow :40:
Raultorian
03-09-2009, 02:43 PM
HAHA oh man the rhino part was pretty smooth ... the bloodninja guy is amazing I would totally cyber with him just for shits and giggles HARRRRR:35:
Raultorian
03-09-2009, 02:44 PM
and the harley part made me laugh too of course

Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

AWWWW
Nates505n
03-09-2009, 09:28 PM
that is awesome, I have tears in my eyes
JDAM
03-10-2009, 01:31 AM
Bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
Bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
Bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
Bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
Bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
Bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
Bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go f**k yourself

+1
TOMOS
03-10-2009, 08:48 PM
Nice man.... :12:
revelations
03-20-2009, 09:20 AM
HAHAHHA OMG that is sofunny
Sidewinder33
03-20-2009, 12:01 PM
Thats pretty fuckin funny
Chills
03-20-2009, 09:57 PM
Im crying over here that was some funny shit...
AFgixxer_6
03-22-2009, 11:06 PM
Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
Bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.


This shit is too funny where do you find shit like this?