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Rodskii
07-28-2009, 11:56 AM
Hitler couldn't finish a race
Rodskii
07-28-2009, 11:58 AM
Why don't black people take cruises?

They fell for that trick once already



A smoking hot girl walks into a bar.
A guy at the bar says, "Wow, you're gonna get laid tonight!"
She replies, "Hehe, how do you know?"
And he replies, "Because I'm stronger than you."



What has 8 balls and rapes Mexicans. The lottery.
Rodskii
07-28-2009, 12:05 PM
Q. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Being raped.
Jane Rocket
07-28-2009, 02:51 PM
LOL oh, you.
LilBlue
07-28-2009, 05:40 PM
Q. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Being raped.

you know this from experience?
Jane Rocket
07-29-2009, 05:58 AM
That's how he got his current girlfriend!
Rodskii
07-29-2009, 10:41 AM
That's how he got his current girlfriend!

ohhh I dont have a GF.. so :P
Pizza
07-29-2009, 11:37 AM
A+ thread
Jane Rocket
07-29-2009, 09:18 PM
ohhh I dont have a GF.. so :P


Keep it up with the rape strategy, you'll get one! ;)
XoforbiddenoX
07-30-2009, 11:22 AM
A smoking hot girl walks into a bar.
A guy at the bar says, "Wow, you're gonna get laid tonight!"
She replies, "Hehe, how do you know?"
And he replies, "Because I'm stronger than you."



haha and thats why i love you
BunnySlippers
07-30-2009, 03:43 PM
Hahahaha!
BunnySlippers
07-30-2009, 03:44 PM
Whats the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew has to stand at the back of the oven.
thumper
07-31-2009, 06:44 PM
ohhh I dont have a GF.. so :P

sorry....BF