The River

[Johnny Cochran]

Meet up location is out on Power Rd and McKellips on the SouthEast corner in the Walgreen's parking lot. The intersection is located here (http://maps.live.com/#JnE9eXAucG93ZXIrYW5kK21ja2VsbGlwcyUyYyttZXNhJTJjK 2F6JTdlc3N0LjAlN2VwZy4xJmJiPTYyLjM0OTYwOTI3NTczMDQ lN2UtNjEuMzQ3NjU2MjUlN2UxNi45NzI3NDEwMTk5OTklN2UtM TM3Ljk4ODI4MTI1).

Meet up time is 8:00am with a roll out at 830.

Bring coolers if ya got em (and post that you'll bring one please)

[Libretto]

damm its about that time of year again!!!

[Aaron3XH]

Just curious as to what this is. Are you guys talking bout going to the Salt River and go tubing. Only have done this once since I've lived here for over 6 years!

[RICH22]

yeah aaron thats what this is!! as long as we have a tube with beer in it we are GOLDEN!

[schlizzag]

maybe a little water cooler with a dispenser at the bottom... full of margarita, too

[357Magnum]

as long as jimmy and jake aren't fighting over marshmellows that are floating down the piss infested water...im down :)

[M-Six Hundred]

You should try and float a keg of beer and ice down the river.

[KFD]

I made an amphibious cooler from a radio flyer wagon and hard cart wheels/tires, so it can happen...
KFD

[azsunsetangel]

maybe a little water cooler with a dispenser at the bottom... full of margarita, too

I agree!!!!

[M-Six Hundred]

Then Lets Do It. I Have A C 02 System.

[krieket]

what? lake? where? O.o

[Johnny Cochran]

Just be there...it's the Salt River...and wear sunblock whitie.

[sunburnedaz]

I got SPF 70 just for the water

[Jimmy3]

I got SPF 70 just for the water

You need SPF 1000 red

[sunburnedaz]

You need SPF 1000 red

pppffffttt! Thats called spraypaint.

[DevilChild]

I got SPF 70 just for the water

pft. no wonder you're so white. lol.
what you do is get SPF 15... apply.. swim.. apply a little more.. (or forget like me) sunburn a little (or a lot)... go home.. aloe it up.. and have a tan :D repeat multiple times for tan. lol.

[sunburnedaz]

pft. no wonder you're so white. lol.
what you do is get SPF 15... apply.. swim.. apply a little more.. (or forget like me) sunburn a little (or a lot)... go home.. aloe it up.. and have a tan :D repeat multiple times for tan. lol.


its that whole tanning thing that my skin does not do.

[Johnny Cochran]

Bump.

[Jane Rocket]

I have the opposite problem, I tan and it never.goes.away. This wouldn't be a problem except the last burn I got, I was wearing a tee-shirt and now I've got this lovely farmer's tan on my arms. Classy.

I'm provisionally in for this thing, except for the fact that 1) I don't know any of you and 2) looks like no other ladies are going, so it'll be me and a bunch of dudes. But. Sounds like a good time anyway!

[DevilChild]

I have the opposite problem, I tan and it never.goes.away. This wouldn't be a problem except the last burn I got, I was wearing a tee-shirt and now I've got this lovely farmer's tan on my arms. Classy.

I'm provisionally in for this thing, except for the fact that 1) I don't know any of you and 2) looks like no other ladies are going, so it'll be me and a bunch of dudes. But. Sounds like a good time anyway!

lucky. being a natural red head i can tan for a few days then go white again.. im a swimmer.. and keeping a tan is a challenge. lol.

--- most people wont sign up or rsvp til the date gets closer. and im sure some ladies will go. Not sure who tho. lol.

oh and fastest way to get to know 'us' is to come out to bike nights and other events :]

[SAK]

if i go i want to get a giant party boat

[RICH22]

build one

[GixJello206]

Can't go anymore let's move it a weeke later please!!!

[RICH22]

nobody likes you anyways nick.. so no! haha

[GixJello206]

Shut up rich! No one likes tall white guys who like the sea hawks

[RICH22]

but i'm part native american.. so who is this guy you hate? haha awww we luv's ya nick ;)

[GixJello206]

Haha

[SAK]

but i'm part native american.. so who is this guy you hate? haha awww we luv's ya nick ;)
black feet

[RICH22]

thats funny because thats what it is.. i'm 1/16 black foot (black face)

[SAK]

ahahaha thie big bags are 20 the smal ones are 15

[voodoophantom]

if i go i want to get a giant party boat
I can see it now..... Hahaha

[RICH22]

I can see it now..... Hahaha

hahhahhaha... MY BEER!!!!!!

[SAK]

I can see it now..... Hahaha



i meant more along the lines of one of these but they make 8-10 people with the middle being the cooler

http://dsp.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p3298142_action_dt.jpg

[RICH22]

DUDE lets get one... we have to get a ride to and from though

[SAK]

hell ya what is it like 10 per person usually if we get every one to pitch in we can get that instead and all we need is a ride

[RICH22]

strap it to the top of moose's jeep then we would just need a ride back to his jeep

[SAK]

i vote that we get a DD just to drop us off and pick us up

[RICH22]

who's going to be that dumb? or gullible?

[voodoophantom]

They've got a shuttle service don't they?

[SAK]

i am saying someone who isnt even going with us. drop us all off and then come at 5 to pick us up.

[RICH22]

They've got a shuttle service don't they?

only if you pay for a tube rental... can't just bring your own shit

[voodoophantom]

Sak: I thought of that that right after I posted last....

Rich: It's $10 if you bring your own tube, and it includes shuttle service

[R SIC]

if you get one of those tubes i'm in

[SAK]

if you get one of those tubes i'm in
does this mean we have a dd... haha jk

[RICH22]

well all we need is someone that comes along and doesn't drink.. they park at one end and ride down to the end where we have the tube..

[cozmyk24]

im down but i dunno.. icky water... i dont wanna get ringworm or anything lmfao... but id be more than willin to put drunken fools in the cow... considering i dont drink really :)

[RICH22]

haha that water is 50% beer 49% piss.. 1% marshmellows

[SAK]

haha that water is 50% beer 49% piss.. 1% marshmellows


where are the diapers in this equasion

[RICH22]

where are the diapers in this equasion

oh i thought the water melted those... guess i need another % in there

[SAK]

so we have over 100%

[RICH22]

i'm thinkin that we do.. i have my sex panther shirt on today too.. 60%

[SAK]

i'm thinkin that we do.. i have my sex panther shirt on today too.. 60%
im not gonna lie it smells like pure gasoline

[RICH22]

im not gonna lie it smells like pure gasoline

thats just the salt river

[SAK]

welll... when in rome

[RICH22]

welll... when in rome

do you even know what that means?

[SAK]

mmmmm...no

[RICH22]

whales vagina?

[SAK]

no thats san diego.

[punchit]

im definatly down! Just remeber to bring a towl to put on the tube because they get hot

[Jane Rocket]

Did someone say whale's vagina?!

[SAK]

Did someone say whale's vagina?!


you've never been?

[Jane Rocket]

Uhm, I'm not really sure what we're talking about anymore, gotta be honest...

[GixJello206]

A whales vagina duh

[RICH22]

no nick is SAAAAAAN DI AGOOO... its german

[Jane Rocket]

Uhh.... got it.

(cleanup, aisle three)

[Jane Rocket]

I have assassinated the thread!

[RICH22]

i just wanna see some boobs

[Jane Rocket]

Boobs plural? Not just one??

[SAK]

Boobs plural? Not just one??


not really a fan of one boobed girls

[RICH22]

yeah but i bet we'd both say yes .. if a one boobed girl came up to us and asked if we wanted to see it..

[SAK]

oh ya but more for the site of 1 boob not cause of a turn on

[RICH22]

yeah.. but if a girl had 2 boobs and just wanted to show me one i'd say yes to that also...just to clarify

[SAK]

yeah.. but if a girl had 2 boobs and just wanted to show me one i'd say yes to that also...just to clarify


ya i guess but it is pointless to just show one. then you got a lopsided shirt or just a hand covering 1 boob

[R SIC]

maybe the other nipple is deformed or something and she's embarassed to show it?

[Jane Rocket]

not really a fan of one boobed girls

Hey, there might be a one-boobed girl in here, a little sensitivity?! GEEZ.

But srsly... I'm pretty sure I have two... will check on that...

[SAK]

maybe the other nipple is deformed or something and she's embarassed to show it?
true but id rather see 1 f'ed up nipple than a girl that always holds one boob or wears lopsided shirts to show off 1 and not the other.

its like me only showing a girl one testicle
Hey, there might be a one-boobed girl in here, a little sensitivity?! GEEZ.

But srsly... I'm pretty sure I have two... will check on that...
hey i never said it was nasty just not a fan.

[Jane Rocket]

Was just kidding! Should've incorporated an emoticon or something in there.

[SAK]

Was just kidding! Should've incorporated an emoticon or something in there.


haha its cool just wanted to clarify anyways that one boobed chicks are cool in my book

[Jane Rocket]

So you guys got a kick out of that three boobed chick in Total Recall then huh. :D

[SAK]

So you guys got a kick out of that three boobed chick in Total Recall then huh. :D


i got my first chub to that girl i was 7 i think.

[Jane Rocket]

lmao

[voodoophantom]

So you guys got a kick out of that three boobed chick in Total Recall then huh. :D

I don't care what anyone else says. Three boobied chick from Total Recall was hot. Boobs are boobs, whether it's one, two, or three. Perky, floppy, coney. Big nipples, small nipples. One boob bigger than the other. Implants or natural. All that doesn't matter to me. Show me a rack and I start drooling...... as long as she's past the legal age of consent. Gotta cover my bases :cool:

I gotta find a shirt that says "I heart boobs".

[RICH22]

KFD has a shirt that says i heart boobies

[cozmyk24]

KFD has a shirt that says i heart boobies



4 of them cuz he wears them everywhere

[RICH22]

no just one.. he is a dirty little kfd

[SAK]

kfd needs to not wear the same shirt all the time


waiting for nick to see this

[R SIC]

wait, who wears the 187 shirt everywhere they go?

[SAK]

wait, who wears the 187 shirt everywhere they go?


or mic to respond

[voodoophantom]

I wouldn't blame him for wearing it all the time. I'd probably do the same. At the bars, at the gym, on the weekends, doing chores, going to see my parents, while out with the girlfriend. Hell, I might even wear it to work on Fridays.

[SAK]

I wouldn't blame him for wearing it all the time. I'd probably do the same. At the bars, at the gym, on the weekends, doing chores, going to see my parents, while out with the girlfriend. Hell, I might even wear it to work on Fridays.



haha mine is my party/horrible night after 2am shirt

[RICH22]

kfd uses his for protective gear when riding

[SAK]

kfd uses his for protective gear when riding


what the shirt or boobs

[Johnny Cochran]

I have to back out...could someone else step up and take it over please.

[R SIC]

how the hell you gonna back out of your own event?

[sunburnedaz]

That sucks man. I know some people were talking about how to get some kind of a big party raft down the river. Well you need 2 trucks one parks at the bottom and the other takes all gear and the driver of the first truck to the top then you float down.

I will step up to organize this. First question is do we have enough DD's? (Designated drivers you pervs, haha) If you are gonna be DD can you please mark it in your RSVP?

[Jimmy3]

Johnny C is taking care of my car that's why. . .bitches.

[snowman]

im goin with sum sluts on sun 5/25 and mon 5/26!!! I pwn all!!!

[DevilChild]

Bump!

[voodoophantom]

I went this last weekend. I know, a week early, but it was also my first time. (I've lived in AZ for almost 6 years). The water temp wasn't too bad, a little chilly at first but quite comfortable after that initial shock. Definitely bring plenty of sunscreen and water. Didn't know how shallow it got in some spots, and for that I lost my ass virginity to a rock. Rich and Sak will be happy to know that there were plenty of boobies to be seen. Kinda crowded at times on the water, but the lines at the docks went quickly. Overall I'd say it was a 8/10 experience. It would have been 6 due to the assraping, but the boobies brought the score up.

[GixJello206]

We still foun this this weekend?

[azsunsetangel]

We still foun this this weekend?

????????????????

That is not english or spanish... is that another form of blackberryish???? ;)

[DevilChild]

We still foun this this weekend?

wait wait.. i think i got it.. lol.

down..
found...

maybe not. :P

[GixJello206]

Doin* jelloish!

[sunburnedaz]

Yes this is still on.

So far I see 2 DD's in the yes section and 2 DD's in the maybe section.

[SAK]

gotta work saturday

[sunburnedaz]

Is anyone gonna bring a large raft type tube?

[BunnySlippers]

I went Memorial day and got 2nd degree burns. Wear your sunscreen people! and remember to re-apply. That was my problem, forgot to put more on. lol.

[Rodskii]

I went Memorial day and got 2nd degree burns. Wear your sunscreen people! and remember to re-apply. That was my problem, forgot to put more on. lol.

I bet that gave you a nice base to work with :)

[mydogsdrift]

Anyone remember how long it takes to get downt the river? I want to go but work at 230 in mesa...be worn out but wondering if i could still make it :confused:

[sunburnedaz]

Stop 1 to Stop 2 = 2 hrs
Stop 2 to Stop 4 = 3 hrs
Stop 1 to Stop 4 = 5 hrs

There is your answer so I would think you could make it be tight because 8am + 5hrs +1hr for dicking around = 2pm

[GixJello206]

Honestly I think we should push it back a week! I don't think anyone is serious about going!

[azsunsetangel]

Honestly I think we should push it back a week! I don't think anyone is serious about going!

Don't know about pushing it a week... maybe a lil longer??? Next weekend is the Christmas in June event and it's Father's Day weekend I believe...

[SAK]

dont for get we got a thingy too at the end of the time known as june

[azsunsetangel]

dont for get we got a thingy too at the end of the time known as june

yeah...

[GixJello206]

True! Let's wait till it is fire got outside! Lol

[SAK]

you know i dont speak spanish...


in english please

[sunburnedaz]

We still gonna have 9 there tommorow?

[revelations]

We still gonna have 9 there tommorow?


I can't believe you are daring enough to go in the sun with your skin tone

[sunburnedaz]

WaterPROOF SPF70 sunscreen FTW!

[SAK]

WaterPROOF SPF70 sunscreen FTW!


i still think you should wear a full wet suit

[sunburnedaz]

i still think you should wear a full wet suit

So I can get my hands, feet and face burned:umm

[revelations]

you are a brave man, I am almost as white as you and I am not daring enough to spend that much time in the sun

doesn't even matter how much spf I have

[SAK]

So I can get my hands, feet and face burned:umm


gotcha covered.

boots gloves and helmet

[revelations]

gotcha covered.

boots gloves and helmet


hellzya, go down on a raft in full racing gear

[SAK]

only reall ballers wear 1 pc leathers to salt river

[revelations]

only reall ballers wear 1 pc leathers to salt river


you know how many chicks he could pull with that gear?

[SAK]

hell ya and put some fairings on your tube you willbe a river pimp