Name That Movie

[357Magnum]

K so I thought we need some fun threads up in here.

Lets play the movie quote game lol.

Quotes need to be something most people could get without using google. and no abscure movies. Winner gets to post another quote.

I'll start with something easy...

"Peach, I could eat a peach for hours"

[ChrisB]

Face Off.


"Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives."

[357Magnum]

Face Off.


"Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives."

lol jesus dude. keep it simple for the first few hahaha. no idea. someone else can try :P

[Blue Devil]

"Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives."

Dude Fight Club


"If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us."

[357Magnum]

"Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives."

Dude Fight Club


"If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us."

AH CMON. GONE IN 60 SECONDS Thats like my favorite car movie.

"You can be my wingman anytime." "Bullshit, you can be mine"

[ChrisB]

Top Gun.


"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"

[Blue Devil]

Call me Ice man buddy.... Top Gun

"I'm going fast again!"
"How fast is he going?"
"26 miles per hour. "

:roll


***edit fuck you Chris, beat me to it.... i was comin up with a quote***

[357Magnum]

Top Gun.


"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"

ACE VENTURA! My favorite movie of all time. Next to the one this quote is from.

"When somebody asks you if your a god, you say YES!"

[Blue Devil]

Top Gun.


"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"

ACE VENTURA! My favorite movie of all time. Next to the one this quote is from.

"When somebody asks you if your a god, you say YES!"

ghost busters



"I'm going fast again!"
"How fast is he going?"
"26 miles per hour. "

:roll

[357Magnum]

Top Gun.


"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"

ACE VENTURA! My favorite movie of all time. Next to the one this quote is from.

"When somebody asks you if your a god, you say YES!"

ghost busters



"I'm going fast again!"
"How fast is he going?"
"26 miles per hour. "

:roll

Talladega Nights.

"1.21 GIGAWATTZ!!!!"

[ChrisB]

Talledega nights.


"always tell the truth. Even when I lie."

[Blue Devil]

"1.21 GIGAWATTZ!!!!"

Back to the future


"You may kiss the first mate"

[ChrisB]

Top Gun.


"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"

ACE VENTURA! My favorite movie of all time. Next to the one this quote is from.

"When somebody asks you if your a god, you say YES!"

ghost busters



"I'm going fast again!"
"How fast is he going?"
"26 miles per hour. "

:roll

Talladega Nights.

"1.21 GIGAWATTZ!!!!"

Dammit you beat me..

[357Magnum]

"1.21 GIGAWATTZ!!!!"

Back to the future


"You may kiss the first mate"

lol sorry Chris.

Wedding Crashers.

"Why are we dressed like this, so the big bad quail doesn't see us? I don't even know wtf a quail looks like."

[Blue Devil]

WTF i dont know that one

[ChrisB]

WTF i dont know that one

google didn't show any results for you either?

[357Magnum]

WTF i dont know that one

google didn't show any results for you either?

LOL

NO GOOGLE!!!!

[Blue Devil]

WTF i dont know that one

google didn't show any results for you either?

LOL

NO GOOGLE!!!!

actually i havent used google once yet... didnt think of it. I just used movies that i saw within the past 2 weeks

[06Gixxer King]

"Why are we dressed like this, so the big bad quail doesn't see us? I don't even know wtf a quail looks like."

Wedding Crashers

"What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle."

[CENISTR]

PULP FICTION....are these the best that you got

[CENISTR]

how bout this one...... "assumption is the mother of all fuckups"

[FastDemonr1]

how bout this one...... "assumption is the mother of all fuckups"

Under Siege ..... dunno which one I know it was seagal though

"INTERCEPTION!....... Now our side has the ball"

[CENISTR]

nice...nobody ever knows that one.... heres a long one....



- Admiring your handiwork?

Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.

- You're not the Mayor.

Things change.

- What do you want.

Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask. You dont really think you'll win do you.

- Things change.

[357Magnum]

how bout this one...... "assumption is the mother of all fuckups"

Under Siege ..... dunno which one I know it was seagal though

"INTERCEPTION!....... Now our side has the ball"

Face Off

[CENISTR]

nope....any more guesses

[Skull-Rid3r]

batman returns

"if hes not back in five minutes im calling dominos"

[jdamico03]

half baked

"As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!"

[o2bird]

austin powers.

"i'm your huckleberry"

[Blue Devil]

austin powers.

"i'm your huckleberry"

Doc Holiday but i forgot the movie... its an older one, i was still a youngin

[Blue Devil]

alright had to use google for the name... Tombstone

"This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods."

[357Magnum]

nope....any more guesses

what the hell, how is it not face off?

It is when John Travolta(who is now playing nick cage) defuses the bomb at the towers. He looks into the camera during a news conference and tells Castor Troy(now nick cage who is really john travolta) that line....

[o2bird]

alright had to use google for the name... Tombstone

"This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods."One of the bill and ted movies? and tombstone is one of my all time favorite movies

[357Magnum]

alright had to use google for the name... Tombstone

"This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods."One of the bill and ted movies? and tombstone is one of my all time favorite movies

Mine too. We are riding to it in March. You gunna come?

[o2bird]

alright had to use google for the name... Tombstone

"This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods."One of the bill and ted movies? and tombstone is one of my all time favorite movies

Mine too. We are riding to it in March. You gunna come?march 2-10th i'll be in daytona for bike week. but if its after that i'll be down. i've lived here 26 years and never been there

[AZIROC]

alright had to use google for the name... Tombstone

"This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods."

bill and teds excellent adventure

[AZIROC]

alright had to use google for the name... Tombstone

"This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods."One of the bill and ted movies? and tombstone is one of my all time favorite movies

Mine too. We are riding to it in March. You gunna come?march 2-10th i'll be in daytona for bike week. but if its after that i'll be down. i've lived here 26 years and never been there

i almost went down there this weekend..but they r "closed" till feb. LMK when yall are headed out and ill go

[357Magnum]

alright had to use google for the name... Tombstone

"This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods."One of the bill and ted movies? and tombstone is one of my all time favorite movies

Mine too. We are riding to it in March. You gunna come?march 2-10th i'll be in daytona for bike week. but if its after that i'll be down. i've lived here 26 years and never been there

i almost went down there this weekend..but they r "closed" till feb. LMK when yall are headed out and ill go

here is the thread http://devil-riders.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=649

ok back to movies :P

[Blue Devil]

Well Kris got mine so he needs to throw up a quote

[AZIROC]

Well Kris got mine so he needs to throw up a quote


:shock:

[AZIROC]

ok, an easy 1


Communicating. Keeping up foriegn relations. You know, giving him the bird!

[357Magnum]

ok, an easy 1


Communicating. Keeping up foriegn relations. You know, giving him the bird!


Top Gun? I think he says "the finger" though lol. "I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that."

ummmm

"Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddoooooooooooooooo ooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

[AZIROC]

ok, an easy 1


Communicating. Keeping up foriegn relations. You know, giving him the bird!


Top Gun? I think he says "the finger" though lol. "I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that."

ummmm

"Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddoooooooooooooooo ooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"


ehh.. charlie says "the what" then goose says "you know, the finger... *then gives her the bird* then says "i'm sorry, i hate it when it does that"

[357Magnum]

ok, an easy 1


Communicating. Keeping up foriegn relations. You know, giving him the bird!


Top Gun? I think he says "the finger" though lol. "I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that."

ummmm

"Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddoooooooooooooooo ooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"


ehh.. charlie says "the what" then goose says "you know, the finger... *then gives her the bird* then says "i'm sorry, i hate it when it does that"

yup ;) and then everyone laughs and she goes, "So your the one?"


"Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddoooooooooooooooo ooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

[Skull-Rid3r]

umm, could it be barneys greatest adventures??

or bravehart

"were going streaking!!!"

[o2bird]

old school

"get in there nice and deep"

[Blue Devil]

old school

"get in there nice and deep"

Debbie does Dallas? :roll

[o2bird]

old school

"get in there nice and deep"

Debbie does Dallas? :rollNot quite. hahaha

[Blue Devil]

old school

"get in there nice and deep"

Debbie does Dallas? :rollNot quite. hahaha

Saving Ryan's Privates?

[357Magnum]

dodgeball?

[shteval]

Yeah that was definately dodgeball while having the car wash

"Is that right Rambo."
"Alright get your stupid fucking rope."
"I'll get my stupid rope, I'll get it."

[GixJello206]

The boondock saints

I had to google that one just cuz I wanted to get in here and play lol alrighty then lets see what i can come up with~!

"Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."

[FastDemonr1]

Yeah that was definately dodgeball while having the car wash

"Is that right Rambo."
"Alright get your stupid fucking rope."
"I'll get my stupid rope, I'll get it."

Without a paddle?

[357Magnum]

yeah i have no idea either lol

[GixJello206]

The boondock saints

I had to google that one just cuz I wanted to get in here and play lol alrighty then lets see what i can come up with~!

"Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."

Boondock saints!!!!!!!!!!

[357Magnum]

Ok new rule,

You can't re-quote a movie that has just been quoted. lol

effective now. so pick another quote svjello. :P

[GixJello206]

what? I am really confused.? I was sayin isn't that the movie that the rope quote was from boondock saints>? and then my qoute was the telivision repairman one

[Blue Devil]

what? I am really confused.? I was sayin isn't that the movie that the rope quote was from boondock saints>? and then my qoute was the telivision repairman one

alright well put up another quote and we will restart lol

[Will04FZ1]

The boondock saints

I had to google that one just cuz I wanted to get in here and play lol alrighty then lets see what i can come up with~!

"Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."

This one is where the girl is drunk and dancing on the hood of the dudes grandpa's cadillac. Corey feldman said that line.

I can't remember the movie though. License to drive?

[GixJello206]

This one is where the girl is drunk and dancing on the hood of the dudes grandpa's cadillac. Corey feldman said that line.

I can't remember the movie though. License to drive?

nope

[Will04FZ1]

This one is where the girl is drunk and dancing on the hood of the dudes grandpa's cadillac. Corey feldman said that line.

I can't remember the movie though. License to drive?

nope

I know it now though, only cause I google'd it. Couldn't stand not knowing! haha

[357Magnum]

This one is where the girl is drunk and dancing on the hood of the dudes grandpa's cadillac. Corey feldman said that line.

I can't remember the movie though. License to drive?

nope

I know it now though, only cause I google'd it. Couldn't stand not knowing! haha

well say what it is, cuz i dont think anyone else knows it.

and post another :P

[Will04FZ1]

This one is where the girl is drunk and dancing on the hood of the dudes grandpa's cadillac. Corey feldman said that line.

I can't remember the movie though. License to drive?

nope

I know it now though, only cause I google'd it. Couldn't stand not knowing! haha

well say what it is, cuz i dont think anyone else knows it.

and post another :P

ok. Fast Times at Ridgemont High

I'll put up and easy one.

DAS BOOT!!!!!!!!

[Will04FZ1]

This one is where the girl is drunk and dancing on the hood of the dudes grandpa's cadillac. Corey feldman said that line.

I can't remember the movie though. License to drive?

nope

I know it now though, only cause I google'd it. Couldn't stand not knowing! haha

well say what it is, cuz i dont think anyone else knows it.

and post another :P

ok. Fast Times at Ridgemont High

I'll put up and easy one.

I wish it was winter so we could freeze it and skate on it! And then melt it in the summer and drink it!"

[schlizzag]

ok. Fast Times at Ridgemont High

I'll put up and easy one.

DAS BOOT!!!!!!!!

Beerfest.

And I haven't even seen it yet!

[357Magnum]

i know what movie the second one is from but can't think of it. is it beerfest also? i just watched it but was kinda drunk.

anyways, post up another josh.

One at a time Will :P

[schlizzag]

Now listen: I want somebody good -- and I mean very good -- to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?

[357Magnum]

Now listen: I want somebody good -- and I mean very good -- to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?

Godfather?

[GixJello206]

I knew that one by like the fifth word lol good job though!!!!!!!!

[schlizzag]

you got it... neeeext?

[357Magnum]

"The question of whether or not we are alone in the universe has been answered."

[schlizzag]

"The question of whether or not we are alone in the universe has been answered."

independence day

[shteval]

Dammit. You got to it while I was trying to figure out a new quote.

[schlizzag]

if it bleeds, we can kill it

[schlizzag]

Dammit. You got to it while I was trying to figure out a new quote.

haha, that's why i post, and then come up with a new one

[357Magnum]

alright Josh, I think ya stumped us lol. what is it? and post another :P

[GixJello206]

Predetor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, my parole officer wants to give me a drug test and I need your urine... can I score some of your piss?

[schlizzag]

whew, somebody got it.. i was just about to post another

[357Magnum]

Predetor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, my parole officer wants to give me a drug test and I need your urine... can I score some of your piss?

ORANGE COUNTY

"Say hello to my little friend!!!!"

[Blue Devil]

Predetor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, my parole officer wants to give me a drug test and I need your urine... can I score some of your piss?

ORANGE COUNTY

"Say hello to my little friend!!!!"

Scarface

"Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache"

[357Magnum]

Predetor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, my parole officer wants to give me a drug test and I need your urine... can I score some of your piss?

ORANGE COUNTY

"Say hello to my little friend!!!!"

Scarface

"Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache"

Napolean Dynamite

"and that was the second time I got crabs"

[Blue Devil]

Super Troopers.. way too easy

you think I'm tired? You think I'm getting tired? You're the one whose gonna crack! You'll crack! You'll cry and beg! You'll Scream! Oh, yeah, you'll scream, you big, fat, ugly cow! You'll scream! You thinking the whip was the worse I could do? That was foreplay.

[shteval]

Sin City

"Your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her purty pink panties are over."

[Will04FZ1]

Sin City

"Your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her purty pink panties are over."

Full Metal Jacket

If you had to say something different other than "beat that bitch," what would it be?

[shudders]

if nobody's got it by now its time for a new quote

[GixJello206]

I know it but I googled it lol

[Will04FZ1]

Hustle and Flow.

"You have got to be the damn dumbest smart kid I know."

[357Magnum]

wow i know what that is, i just cant think of it right now lol

[Keefer]

Hustle and Flow.

"You have got to be the damn dumbest smart kid I know."


varsity blues

"shut the fuck up GoBot"

[o2bird]

clerks 2

"Men are gonna get killed here today, Sue, and I'm gonna kill 'em"

[Jimmy3]

The Punisher?

[Keefer]

The Punisher?

No its not the punisher... but i have no idea what the movie is

[357Magnum]

clerks 2

"Men are gonna get killed here today, Sue, and I'm gonna kill 'em"

Open Range


"What we do in life, echoes in eternity"

[Rodskii]

Open Range


"What we do in life, echoes in eternity"


Gladiator

"Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my moma together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers."

[jimmyblaze]

here is one

"shut up and sit down you big bald fuck! i don't like leaving my country doug, and i especially don't like leaving it for any thing less than sandy beaches,and cocktails with little straw hats!"

***You must answer a quote to post one - Blue Devil***

[Blue Devil]

Gladiator

"Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my moma together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers."

Talladega Nights...

"German for Whales Vagina"

[357Magnum]

Talladega Nights...

"German for Whales Vagina"

The Ron Burgundy movie.

Fuck Fuck Fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother mother fuck. noise noise noise. one two three smokin weed weed weed who somkes the blunts we smoke the blunts, rollin blunst and smokin em"

[o2bird]

The Ron Burgundy movie.

Fuck Fuck Fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother mother fuck. noise noise noise. one two three smokin weed weed weed who somkes the blunts we smoke the blunts, rollin blunst and smokin em"Jay and silent bob strike back

"you need a girlfriend mate"

[GixJello206]

Jay and silent bob strike back

"you need a girlfriend mate"

Pirates of the carrabean

"That's a bit strong! It's not a fucking tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?"

[sw1tch]

"That's a bit strong! It's not a fucking tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?"

SNATCH! Great movie.

This is a classic...

"You two really are cowboys"
"Whats your problem Kazanski?"
"You're everone's problem..."

[357Magnum]

Top Gun :P

"Pretend your just a little doe, walking along, and then BAM, A Fuckin Bullet in ya head!"

[schlizzag]

i don't know that last one but i feel like reviving this thread.

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle"

[Rodskii]

i don't know that last one but i feel like reviving this thread.

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle"

terminator


"We gotta go. I just sharted."

[357Magnum]

the above was from My Cousin Vinny btw

[FastDemonr1]

along came polly....

"dude, i swear you guys rip on me 15 or 16 more times I am out of here."

[06Gixxer King]

A. it's 13 or 14.

B. BaseKetball

"Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society"

[Rodskii]

A. it's 13 or 14.

B. BaseKetball

"Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society"

I want to say "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail"

"What are you gonna do. Laugh the other 3 to death. Huh Funny Man?!?!?"

[06Gixxer King]

it is Monty Python and the Holy Grail but close enough.

Yours is final destination 3

"If I had one day when I didn't have to be all confused and I didn't have to feel that I was ashamed of everything. If I felt that I belonged someplace. You know?"

[Pink Devil]

I want to say "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail"

"What are you gonna do. Laugh the other 3 to death. Huh Funny Man?!?!?"


Boondock Saints.

[Rodskii]

Boondock Saints.

You are right babe. Now you gotta do a movie quote for us ;)

[Pink Devil]

"I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough."

[Rodskii]

"I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough."

Thats easy babe. The notebook ;)

"Say "what" one more time motherfucker. I dare you."

[Pink Devil]

Nevermind it is Pulp Fiction, thanks Jarod!

[357Magnum]

if you get the quote right you have to add another! hahah

[Rodskii]

"Xoxo" hahaahahahahaha.

[prowler]

yeah...hello?this is jack burton...i want to tell you about an accident and i don't want to hear 'act of god'.

[Rodskii]

"Xoxo" hahaahahahahaha.

damn my girl keeps ninja'ing my account when she comes over hahaha

[Eviloliv3]

yeah...hello?this is jack burton...i want to tell you about an accident and i don't want to hear 'act of god'.
big trouble in little china

"Theres something wrong with her underwear"
"Yeah, they're not in my mouth!"

[Rodskii]

big trouble in little china

"Theres something wrong with her underwear"
"Yeah, they're not in my mouth!"

40 Year Old Virgin

"I'm sorry I'm not sorry. I'm a cocksman"

[06Gixxer King]

Wedding Crashers

There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

[357Magnum]

damn my girl keeps ninja'ing my account when she comes over hahaha

at least it's not her, jerry, david, you, pretty much everyone that comes over hahaha

[Streaker1369]

Clerks


--- thats what I love about these high school girls man. I get older they stay the same age.

[Disdain]

Dazed and confused:

No it is not. Plus my grandmother had nothing but the utmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid, she'd always tell me to treat the Jewish kids well or they'd put the sheeny curse on me.

[FastDemonr1]

clerks 2.... Just watched it last night

"and that was the 2nd time I got crabs"

[MooseDrool]

Super troopers

'I love scotch scothy scotch scotch'

[Felixthecat]

Super troopers

'I love scotch scothy scotch scotch'

Anchorman

"Oh, yes! Finally a roommate who goes shopping. Chicken cutlet, spaghetti with garlic bread, oh, my God, the wings to go with the breast, I don't know what you are but I'm gonna fucking eat you too. "

[MooseDrool]

grandmas boy

"What's it gonna be Kyle? You have to decide... Tits... or Destiny."

[FastDemonr1]

Tenacious D and the pick of Destiny.


"and the assholes shit over everybody"

[MooseDrool]

team america

"I've got a little itch, down there. Do you mind? "

[06Gixxer King]

Casino Royale

Now that's how you supposed to shoot, from now on that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that WOOOOO... it takes a dysfunctional motherfucker to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some disfunctional shit!

[Felixthecat]

Casino Royale

Now that's how you supposed to shoot, from now on that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that WOOOOO... it takes a dysfunctional motherfucker to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some disfunctional shit!

bad boys 2, whatcha gon do?!? lol

Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

[06Gixxer King]

CHristmas vacation

They fuck you with cell phones. That's what it is. They're fuckin' you with the cell phone. They love it when you get cut off. Y'know why, huh? You know why? 'Cause when you call back - -which they know you're gonna do. - -they charge you for that fuckin' first minute again at that high rate.

[FastDemonr1]

Leathel Weapon 4

"fuck you ya fucking fuck"

[Jimmy3]

Good Will Hunting?

[schlizzag]

Good Will Hunting?

i think so but can't confirm it with a google search (they'll block obscenities in url's here at work)

post up a new one

[Jimmy3]

"Take one step back Winger. . .Any one you suckholes want to come up here and knock me off?"

[MooseDrool]

stripes

"I'm a world-class assassin, fuckhead. How do you think I found out?"

[Johnny Cochran]

Lucky Number Slevin

The world will know that freemen stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and that before this battle is done, that even a god king can bleed.

[Disdain]

300 - the best movie for special effects ever...


We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on

[MooseDrool]

dogma

"Do you or do you not have tattooed on your bottom the words "Jesus is coming, look busy"? "

[Red Rose]

johny english

[Red Rose]

I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with... with charm, athletic ability... or a fully functional brain. You see, you're an inspriation, to all of us who... who weren't born handsome, and charming and cool, and and...

[Johnny Cochran]

Water Boy

Oh, fascinating. Twenty particles of space dust per cubic meter, 52 ultraviolet radiation spikes, and a class-2 comet. Well, this is certainly worthy of our attention

[Red Rose]

yucky movie.. star trek

"She was beautiful! She was young. She was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I ever had, and I've had'em all over the world!"

[MooseDrool]

the godfather

"Did you hear what he called me, Boss? I ain't no chicken fucker!"

[Red Rose]

Devil's rejects me thinks... im out of quotes for now... someone else post one up my brain hurty :(

[MooseDrool]

Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?

[Red Rose]

OC
I'm gonna VaJJ it up a lil ;)

"Our love fern! You let it die!
No, honey, it's just sleeping"

[MooseDrool]

u know whats sad is i know what it is but im not going to post it cause i dont want to hear the fall out

[Rodskii]

u know whats sad is i know what it is but im not going to post it cause i dont want to hear the fall out

I'm not afraid to admit it. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

"Y'know, me too. That's another thing we have in common. I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence..."

[Jsquared]

Shrek

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

[Rodskii]

Shrek

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...


Anchorman - We did that one last page :)


"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."



And no it's not a personal quote so f*ck off ;)

[Jsquared]

sorry just joined bored. MY BAD

[Jsquared]

Anchorman - We did that one last page :)


"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."



And no it's not a personal quote so f*ck off ;)


Dazed and Confused

Say hello to my STINKY little friend!

[MooseDrool]

ace ventura

Lil Bow Wow, you keep barkin', you and I are gonna take a one way walk into the woods.

[Jsquared]

Grind

Don't worry, man. All we gotta do to get you out is to get ten percent of ten million dollars. Which by our calculations is...

[Rodskii]

Grind

Don't worry, man. All we gotta do to get you out is to get ten percent of ten million dollars. Which by our calculations is...


...fucking impossible man.


Half Baked


"Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'? "

[Red Rose]

pulp fiction

"Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue..."

[chico]

Sleepy Hollow


So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

[MooseDrool]

snatch


Fuck you, fuckin' queers. Fucking firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy. Go save a cat from a tree, you fucking homos.

[Libretto]

Departed

these snozberries taste like snozberries ...

You boys like Mexico whhooooooooooo!!

[chico]

Super Troopers


When I get home people 'll ask me, "Hey Hoot, why do ya do it man? Why? Just some war junkie?" Ya know what I'll say? I won't say a goddamn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the men next to you, and that's it. That's all it is.

[Jimmy3]

Black Hawk Down

Excuse me, sir. Will you suck the poison from the dart that is sticking out of my butt?

[Tack_R6]

^ oh shit that is an old movie
Fuk can't remember what it is??? i can picture it too....

Is it one of the Police Academies???

"always tell the truth even if it leads to your death!"

[evilbeef54]

"what the fu@k... how the fu@k did you two fu@king fu@ks.... FU@K!!!


well that certainly demonstrates the versitiliaty of the word'

[Tack_R6]

^ boondock saints!!!!! Great flick!

[Jimmy3]

Not police academy, please try again.

[Tack_R6]

it's Dan Akroyd (sp) sayin it...
caddyshack 2???

[Jimmy3]

Yes. Ding, ding, ding. Tad, I don't know your quote. You've stumped me.

[Tack_R6]

" When are u gonna stop calling me a barney? - When ur not a barney anymore barney!!!"

[Jimmy3]

Mod Squad?

[Tack_R6]

nah
1st one was Kingdom of Heaven
2nd was North Shore

Pwned bishes

[Eviloliv3]

[arab accent] All up in your as in the ressurection[/arab accent]

[Sc4Gixxer]

^ office space

[Jimmy3]

Sc4Gixxer. Throw a quote on the boards.

[Sc4Gixxer]

"how could they drop me onto my own head?"

[chico]

Bad Santa

Next Quote
"As usual, marijuana saves an otherwise disastrous day."

[Jimmy3]

Half-baked

No way, you hoser. This is a beer truck. I would never crash a beer truck, eh.

[Tack_R6]

strange brew????

[Jimmy3]

Yes. go again.

[Jimmy3]

"Starscream, do not fail me again!"

[Tack_R6]

transformers...... tard

next: youre a journo?????? fukin journo...... david u know this one

[Jimmy3]

the specialist???

[SAK]

transformers...... tard

next: youre a journo?????? fukin journo...... david u know this one


isnt that a type of pizza


D-journo

[Tack_R6]

haha no..... its from Green street houligans

[Armywife206]

Hahahaha Nick should know this one:

What Planet did you come from? Planet Loser?
As oppose to Planet Look at me, look at me

[SAK]

Hahahaha Nick should know this one:

What Planet did you come from? Planet Loser?
As oppose to Planet Look at me, look at me


is that 10 things i hate about you

[Armywife206]

YESSS!!!!!!!! Apparently I do a great impression saying that. Nick cracks up everytime I do it. I love that movie

[SAK]

YESSS!!!!!!!! Apparently I do a great impression saying that. Nick cracks up everytime I do it. I love that movie


as gay as it sounds i loke that movie. they have been playing it alot

[Jimmy3]

It's ur turn.

[SAK]

It's ur turn.



fuck that.

[Paolo]

eyyyy gypsy give me your tears!!!

[Tack_R6]

^ haha borat.... Very Nice!!!!

[SAK]

"yo man if you wanna fuck guys thats coo, i got friends that fuck guys.....








in jail"

[Jimmy3]

Pulp Fiction?

[SAK]

nope



anyone else

[Bobby Drake]

40 year old virgin


"Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!"

[Tack_R6]

^ Way of the gun!!!! Great fukin Movie!

[revelations]

reviving a super old thread due to boredom and the last person didn't repost a quote

"Yippee Kiiiyay Motherfucker!!!"

[Travis]

Die Hard


"I swear, you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times....I'm outta here."

[XoforbiddenoX]

Baseketball!!

"Television. Television is the explanation for this. You see this is bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling, that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals dont do that!!"

[357Magnum]

^Boondock Saints!


"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, youre cool, and fuck you im out"

[itsgotwheels]

^ half baked?

"i seriously thought i was going to get raped, he looked at me and said lets get it on"

[XoforbiddenoX]

HAHA STEPBROTHERS!!!!

"Look I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, for sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated with anyone."

[CBRblade]

^Bad Santa

"I want to borrow it. For spelunking. You know, cave-diving."

[AZIROC]

^batman begins

here is a 2 part hint.. and a toughy but u true fans will know this movie in 2 secs

" .....If I see you videotaping this movie, Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes. This is copyrighted movie for Time Warner. If I find that you've sold it on eBay, I will break into your house and tear your wife in half."

*knocking on a door and person opens/answers door* "where here with the boys club and... where here to throw down!"

[Travis]

^^ATHF??


"Stupid fucking idiot with red shirted ass, you guys think you're so fuckin' cool, makes me sick. 'Let's go make fun of the vegans, and they're crazy lifestyle,we're not hurting anyone'...Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick."

[DevilChild]

^^Grandmas boy??

btw you all suck!!
i havent seen any of the movies you guys have gotten answers to :(

and i dont have my own. lol. so i pass

[Travis]

yep....

Here's one to fill in for one you needed to come up with...


"I sound like Barry White's illegitimate white grandson"

[XoforbiddenoX]

yep....

Here's one to fill in for one you needed to come up with...


"I sound like Barry White's illegitimate white grandson"


Who quotes TAXI? I mean really...

"You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public. "

[Travis]

^^Anchorman


and I only quoted Taxi cause that scene is hilarious and I was skimming through my DVD collection, lol.


and new quote...


"Tis but a flesh wound"

[XoforbiddenoX]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Now your going to die with that stupid little hat on, how does it feel?"

[Travis]

Falling Down.......



Thanks Google, lol!!

"If I do this, I'm gonna need an unlimited supply of xena tapes and hot pockets.........they help me concentrate."

[Pizza]

^ the core?

new quote,

"when life gives you lemons, say FUCK THE LEMONS, and bail"

[revelations]

The Core...lame

"that's no moon, it's a space station"

[Kalantheia]

Yeah, who quotes the core? (because I've never scene it. I don't think. Wait, it that the skateboard movie w/ the two coreys or some other 80's kid? Maybe I have scene it....)

Answer: Obi-wan! Star Wars.

I was just watching that family guy yesterday. Classic episode!

okay, I got one. I'll give you two from two different parts of the movie (and two dif people)

"That son of a bitch cut me off!"

"The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room."

[revelations]

Yeah, who quotes the core? (because I've never scene it. I don't think. Wait, it that the skateboard movie w/ the two coreys or some other 80's kid? Maybe I have scene it....)

Answer: Obi-wan! Star Wars.

I was just watching that family guy yesterday. Classic episode!

okay, I got one. I'll give you two from two different parts of the movie (and two dif people)

"That son of a bitch cut me off!"

"The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room."


way to pick an easy one

Top Gun!!!


here is a real good one

"So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"

[Kalantheia]

Spaceballs!!!! ok, give me a sec to come up w/ another one......

Damn, I was gonna do Silverhawk cause I don't think many people know it, but there's nothing really quotable in the movie. Seriously, if you haven't seen it, you need to. it's bad, but really good.

So I give you this instead:

"I see a scumbag behind the counter with a sawed-off. Nine-millimetre tucked away in his waistband. There's a female hostage down in front of the cereal rack... with a red polka-dot dress. Another hostage three feet to her right, with blue jeans and a checkered shirt. A male hostage down, green shirt, white pants, in front of the candy rack. There's a female scumbag behind me with a gun tucked away in her shirt... trying to pass herself off as a hostage. And there's a special on toilet paper, four for $ 1,29. That's a lot of toilet paper."

[revelations]

"I see a scumbag behind the counter with a sawed-off. Nine-millimetre tucked away in his waistband. There's a female hostage down in front of the cereal rack... with a red polka-dot dress. Another hostage three feet to her right, with blue jeans and a checkered shirt. A male hostage down, green shirt, white pants, in front of the candy rack. There's a female scumbag behind me with a gun tucked away in her shirt... trying to pass herself off as a hostage. And there's a special on toilet paper, four for $ 1,29. That's a lot of toilet paper."


eddie murphy movie, I think the negotiator...need to double check...I was wrong, "Metro" was the name of that movie, but he played a negotiator

"You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake!"

[DevilChild]

^^Fast and the furious. haha

"You talk like a man, let's see if you could ride like one."

[Travis]

^^Biker Boyz....lol

"Excuse me, you know where the crapper is? I have to do a very mysterious thing in there............*whispers* Drop off some timber"

or this one, (completely different movie)

"You ever think that maybe your not too big for this town but that this town is just too small for you?"

[Kalantheia]

^^^The House Bunny

"He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I mean, I'm afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died, but, he was found dead at home. His head had been cut off, and so had his, uh... you *know*."

eddie murphy movie, I think the negotiator...need to double check...I was wrong, "Metro" was the name of that movie, but he played a negotiator"

It was actually Michael Rappaport, but yes, Metro. But The Negotiator was a good movie too.

[CBRblade]

^^Clue???


"An ancestor of mine maintained, that if you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth"

[Mafioso]

Star Trek..

"Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off. ... Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk."

[Travis]

Star Trek..

"Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off. ... Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk."

Anchorman...


and my favorite quote from that movie,

"We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together."


but back to the game, the quote to guess is......

"You're better looking than I am"

[1LDucatiBeater]

^^^^ damnit i don't have a clue one that


here is one for everyone

"you cant lop us in with that fucking martian! Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun, his shenanigans are mean and cruel, which doesn't make them shenanigans at all really, more like evil shenanigans. I'LL PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS SHENANIGANS!!!

[Travis]

SUPER TROOPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"A story, a man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war, and afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory and he believes he is finished the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper, his hands remember the rifle."

[stanglife0419]

SUPER TROOPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"A story, a man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war, and afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory and he believes he is finished the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper, his hands remember the rifle."


Jarhead

Next Quote:

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.

[DevilChild]

uhmmm.
Right side of the Brain?

"There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness."

[az-gunner]

uhmmm.
Right side of the Brain?

"There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness."

Kung Fu Panda




..
.
.

"Sir! That's the AK47 assault rifle! It's the preferred weapon of our enemy! It makes a very distinct sound, when fired at you!"

.

[RICH22]

^^^ full metal jacket baby!!

very few will know this one i think

"Who's done more research than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say its harmless. Why would they lie? If you're dead, you can't smoke"

[GixJello206]

^^^ full metal jacket baby!!

very few will know this one i think

"Who's done more research than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say its harmless. Why would they lie? If you're dead, you can't smoke"


KING PIN SUCKA

"Who wants to play lets start shootin’ people? "

[sinful angel]

Stop-Loss

"I'm your huckleberry..."

[ballisticn8]

rich, was it kingpin or was it thank you for smoking?

nick: stop loss...

"And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be."

[DevilChild]

Stop-Loss

"I'm your huckleberry..."

Tombstone

"Every time you talk, you say something unpleasant, so just be quiet. "
and
It eats my relatives! Or did you miss that in your research?

[DevilChild]

rich, was it kingpin or was it thank you for smoking?

nick: stop loss...

"And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be."

ive only seen part of this movie.. so im not sure.. but..
Boondock Saints?

[sinful angel]

Tombstone

"Every time you talk, you say something unpleasant, so just be quiet. "
and
It eats my relatives! Or did you miss that in your research?


Red Rose


"Hey, I know this may be a bad time right now, but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees."

[DevilChild]

Red Rose


"Hey, I know this may be a bad time right now, but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees."

Rose Red, but close enough :)

Cars.. love that movie. prob seen it half a billion times.

"My last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry."

[sinful angel]

[quote=DevilChild;283380]Rose Red, but close enough :)

haha I was trying to type fast!!

[sinful angel]

Rose Red, but close enough :)

Cars.. love that movie. prob seen it half a billion times.

"My last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry."


Saw

"Chicka, Chicka Fake ID"

[RICH22]

^^^ super bad


"maybe now you'll understand that drinking has its benefits..... maybe now you'll understand that drinking has its benefits".." you just said that" WHOOAAA

[1LDucatiBeater]

"im the dude playin a dude disguised as another dude"

[BunnySlippers]

Tropic Thunder

"You shut your mouth when your talking to me"

[MOTOXAZ]

Beginning of Wedding Crashers.

"which wallet is yours?"
"It's the one that says BAD MOTHERF**KER!"

[BunnySlippers]

Pulp Fiction

"Big badda-boom"

[itsgotwheels]

fifth element?

"ill have the tuna on white...

no crust?

no crust!"

[MOTOXAZ]

Every day for the last three weeks you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn't changed

The Fast and the Furious

[itsgotwheels]

Kung Fu Panda




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.
.

"Sir! That's the AK47 assault rifle! It's the preferred weapon of our enemy! It makes a very distinct sound, when fired at you!"

.
rich you said this was full metal jacket....youre very very very wrong sir....that is heartbreak ridge

[1LDucatiBeater]

" i feel the need, the need for speed!"

[BunnySlippers]

Pulp Fiction again

"Oh, the weather outside is weather.."

[revelations]

^^Forgetting Sarah Marshall?

"Hey, surprise, freaks! I'm coming with you!"


LOL madagascar 2

"wise man say, never pay full price for late pizza"