View Full Version : tanning for guys???
shudders
02-14-2007, 08:15 AM
as you all know its starting to get hot out and the pool seasons about to open and i was looking in the mirror and noticed im white as hell...i considered going to a tanning salon but i wanted to see if that would be to GAY...so what does everyone think...is tanning for guys gay???
Diablito
02-14-2007, 08:16 AM
just go outside...
GixJello206
02-14-2007, 08:18 AM
I think it is a lil too much to do it on a regular basis but doin it a couple times just to get ready to go out and get some real sun isn't bad
357Magnum
02-14-2007, 08:22 AM
whatever you do, if they offer some product that is supposed to enlarge your blood vessels temporarily(so they absorb more sun), DO NOT put it on your balls...
GixJello206
02-14-2007, 08:27 AM
whatever you do, if they offer some product that is supposed to enlarge your blood vessels temporarily(so they absorb more sun), DO NOT put it on your balls...
are you speaking from experience????????
DruDown3XH
02-14-2007, 08:43 AM
dude, in my opinion, that's gay, why be fake? keep it real homie, god gave you that skin tone, rep it with pride!!!! lol...j/k i say do whatever you want, but i personally would never go to a tanning salon ever in my life, just go to the pool a few days in a row rockin some speedos or somethin!!
Azhigher
02-14-2007, 09:27 AM
Don't be ashamed of your color brother. White Pride Worldwide!!
Seriously though, I think if you happen to hit up the tanning bed a few times, whatever... I'm not going to think less of you for that. Might be easier to just go outside now and then though...
($.02)
Tack_R6
02-14-2007, 09:39 AM
Man up and get a sweet ass sun burn! Don't be a sally and fake n bake!!! No Pain no Gain... LOL
Don't try and Nair ur balls either. My buddies brother did and had to call the ambulance.... IDIOT
DruDown3XH
02-14-2007, 11:08 AM
yeah right, you know it was you that nair'ed your balls.....lol j/k
let's not talk about each others balls in these motorcycle forums either!!
Blue Devil
02-14-2007, 11:33 AM
never done it for no reason... although i went like 6 times back in High school in March. I did it for swimming as we had the Nationals Meet in Florida. As we all know sunburns drain an enormous amount of energy and being on a pool deck all day in Florida after a nice cold Michigan winter wasnt smart. My swim coach payed for it all also...
But in your situation go outside for a bit... wash and wax the bike with no shirt... play some volleyball... go hiking... ect
schlizzag
02-14-2007, 11:37 AM
i'm all for getting a natural tan. can't be too hard here in the valley of the sun. except for the occasional rain lately..
but if you need it quick, whatever, that's your business. go lay in a tanning bed. just don't do that spray shit.
Blue Devil
02-14-2007, 11:40 AM
oh and dont use the lotion they sell as an enhancer... makes you orange...
Tack_R6
02-14-2007, 12:14 PM
Haha my old roomate had sex with and orange girl!!!! Then he said she wasnt as loose as he thought she'd be.....
But yea go hiking or to the lake and u will burn/tan just fine!!
DruDown3XH
02-14-2007, 01:05 PM
wow, seems like everyone alaways knows about "someone else's" experience. never there own. lol
asu-vfr
02-14-2007, 01:25 PM
i did it last year before i went to fl for spring break so i didnt burn there and
look like a god dam lobster and im probley gonna do it this year too. just dont do it all the time
Soochinator
02-14-2007, 01:29 PM
How about you do what you want. In all seriousness, if you feel your "manhood" is in jeopardy because you wanna go to a tanning salon ... you might just be a little too insecure with yourself or your sexuality ... or both.
What you do is your business. If you're not comfortable putting it out there, that's ok. You don't have to. But shying away from something because one of your buddies might crack a joke or two ... no bueno.
Maybe this'll make you feel more comfortable: I get manicures and pedicures on a regular basis (manicures bi-weekly; pedicures monthly). I've got a membership to a tanning bed as well. And guess what ... I'm hetero. :cool:
GixJello206
02-14-2007, 01:32 PM
How about you do what you want. In all seriousness, if you feel your "manhood" is in jeopardy because you wanna go to a tanning salon ... you might just be a little too insecure with yourself or your sexuality ... or both.
What you do is your business. If you're not comfortable putting it out there, that's ok. You don't have to. But shying away from something because one of your buddies might crack a joke or two ... no bueno.
Maybe this'll make you feel more comfortable: I get manicures and pedicures on a regular basis (manicures bi-weekly; pedicures monthly). I've got a membership to a tanning bed as well. And guess what ... I'm hetero. :cool:
I know quite a few guys who get manicures and pedicures on the regular!
DruDown3XH
02-14-2007, 01:43 PM
Originally Posted by stitchoif http://devil-riders.com/vb/images/heavy_metal/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://devil-riders.com/vb/showthread.php?p=17849#post17849)
How about you do what you want. In all seriousness, if you feel your "manhood" is in jeopardy because you wanna go to a tanning salon ... you might just be a little too insecure with yourself or your sexuality ... or both.
I couldn't agree with you more!!!!!!! do what you want to do as long as it makes you happy, just don't nair your balls!!!!!
Soochinator
02-14-2007, 01:48 PM
...just don't nair your balls!!!!!
ouch:nono:
Tack_R6
02-14-2007, 01:56 PM
Hetero??? Maybe Metro.... LOL j/k
yea i agree do what u want, there will always be your buddies there to rip on u anyway. And there is always something to rip on them about too....
Soochinator
02-14-2007, 02:12 PM
Hetero??? Maybe Metro.... LOL j/k
I've been called metro before, but I don't think that's a bad thing. Actually, I take it as a compliment. Metro isn't a sexuality ... you can be hetero, homo, or bisexual and be considered a metrosexual. Ask jeeves;)
Sorry for the thread jacking.:sad1
Blue Devil
02-14-2007, 03:17 PM
i get the metro comments all the time haha... just ask jared. Doesnt bother me one bit. I know how to dress when i want to... everyday though? I like to rock the jeans and a t-shirt. Night life? Nice button downs, nice sport coat w/graphic t, white linen pants (summer oh yea!), ect
As for a manicure... i have gotten like 3 i think. Two were for weddings I was in and another was for an interview the day after i changed my clutch on my Trans Am... i couldnt get the damn dirt out so i said fuck it.
If you go tanning before a vacation it is a good idea, but dont try it 3 days before. You have to start 2 weeks before and go 2 times a week. It gives you a base tan so you dont burn as easy.
GixJello206
02-14-2007, 03:36 PM
i get the metro comments all the time haha... just ask jared. Doesnt bother me one bit. I know how to dress when i want to... everyday though? I like to rock the jeans and a t-shirt. Night life? Nice button downs, nice sport coat w/graphic t, white linen pants (summer oh yea!), ect
As for a manicure... i have gotten like 3 i think. Two were for weddings I was in and another was for an interview the day after i changed my clutch on my Trans Am... i couldnt get the damn dirt out so i said fuck it.
If you go tanning before a vacation it is a good idea, but dont try it 3 days before. You have to start 2 weeks before and go 2 times a week. It gives you a base tan so you dont burn as easy.
Stuff magazine says no no on the sport coats nowa days lol I am just statin what I read lol
357Magnum
02-14-2007, 03:48 PM
never was a fan of the sport coats. but I will say from experience that the enhancer stuff on your balls is a no no. and I did try and nair my nuts once also. didnt have to go to the hospital but it itched and burned like a son of a bitch for a few hours. i just kept ice on it hahah.
and here is a tip from my buddy, never masturbate with bengay.
that is all
AZIROC
02-14-2007, 04:35 PM
guys... tanning... this thread started off gay.
Blue Devil
02-14-2007, 05:16 PM
Stuff magazine says no no on the sport coats nowa days lol I am just statin what I read lol
Not just your regular sports coat.. i know what your taking about and i know its a thing of the past now... your thinkin more of the relaxed type with the suede elbow pads and such... As for the nice ones go into J Crew, Nords, Banana Republic, Club Monoco, ect and you will only see really nice wool, suede, and fine corduroy.
You gotta remember your also reading a mag that promoted the frat boy pink polo with a popped collar look ;). If you wanna read on what in/out for guys take a look at GQ. Some of the stuff is a bit extreme but most of the stuff is nice.
Soochinator
02-14-2007, 06:51 PM
+1 to Jerry's comment.
Check out Details, Cargo, & Esquire for more nice stuff.
But seriously, if you look good in it wear it. I mean, would I care if I saw some cute girl in some Umbro shorts right about now? No ... she'd be hot even though they're outdated. :badger2:badger2
NEVER2LOW
02-14-2007, 06:58 PM
Werd. You make the style, the style doesn't make you.
06Gixxer King
02-14-2007, 06:58 PM
never was a fan of the sport coats. but I will say from experience that the enhancer stuff on your balls is a no no. and I did try and nair my nuts once also. didnt have to go to the hospital but it itched and burned like a son of a bitch for a few hours. i just kept ice on it hahah.
and here is a tip from my buddy, never masturbate with bengay.
that is all
What in earth would posses you to do these things to your balls? Honestly what have they ever done to you to deserve that?
Keefer
02-14-2007, 09:53 PM
guys... tanning... this thread started off gay.
:roll :roll :roll :roll
GixJello206
02-15-2007, 07:34 AM
Not just your regular sports coat.. i know what your taking about and i know its a thing of the past now... your thinkin more of the relaxed type with the suede elbow pads and such... As for the nice ones go into J Crew, Nords, Banana Republic, Club Monoco, ect and you will only see really nice wool, suede, and fine corduroy.
You gotta remember your also reading a mag that promoted the frat boy pink polo with a popped collar look ;). If you wanna read on what in/out for guys take a look at GQ. Some of the stuff is a bit extreme but most of the stuff is nice.
Believe me half the shit I wear people are like what the fuck but i don't care! I have clothes in my closet and people see them and they are like you wear that ??????? I am yes sometimes I do dress nice lol like never2low said you make the style it doesn't make you! gangsta!!!!!!!!!!
slyfox
02-15-2007, 08:23 AM
It's unhealthy to go to a tanning booth. Just go outside and slap on lots of sunblock.
Tack_R6
02-15-2007, 08:56 AM
Werd. You make the style, the style doesn't make you.
^+1 that is exactly it.... as long as u are happy who gives a fuck what anyone else thinks.... Shit i like dressing like a scrub, i have to wear nice shit to work why the hell would i wanna wear it outside of that...
NEVER2LOW
02-15-2007, 09:09 PM
It's unhealthy to go to a tanning booth. Just go outside and slap on lots of sunblock.
True, I heard that all of them or certain types have been proven to cause cancer (but what doesn't these days!).
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